Down in a gorge, I found the strangest thing.
Back in a corner, trying not to freeze,
I found the Lorax! He who speaks for the trees!
He is a bit taller than in that book that I read,
But despite his demonic appearance he did not want me dead.
He simply stood around glaring while his imp friend sold treats,
I felt sorry for him getting covered in sleet.
Thus I picked up my bow and fought through waves of elementals,
who respawned quite fast and it began to drive me mental.
But I finally reached the old Lorax and his little imp friend,
And paused but for a moment to think of how this conversation should begin.
I decided to ask how he came to be here,
and he just looked at me with a satyrical sneer.
He opened his mouth, out came fearful words of doom:
“Amir gul xi azrathud, karkun.”
After that I simply nodded and left the gorge,
Swearing not to come back, even if I was bored.
But on the way back to town, a quest giver gave me a goal,
To kill some named elemental back in that damned hole!